I'd Rather Be Eight Feet "Deep" than...

... Six Feet Under.

Lost in Space

It's a little like, "What should I have for breakfast?"

But it's more like,

"What is breakfast?"

U Do What U Be

I Be Hungie

Holy Frijoles!

Add beans. Stir.

I Think in Black and White

And Feel in Color

And/Or Vice-Versa?:-}

This is My Ninety-Ninth Blog Entry

And I remain as confused as this sign.

98 bloggles of bleer on the blall...

"Spa Your Troubles Away"

Please note that "Spa Your Troubles Away" was the title of radio and television commercials I created and produced many years ago for Sands Health Spa in Somers Point, loosely based on "Oh, You Beautiful Doll".
Please also note that I was, at first, a little chicken to post this blog.

This...

... This is when the only food is the juice in my vodka and cranberry. This is when it takes me two solid hours to get out of bed and put on a pair of shoes. This is when there is no next drink, there is just this one long drink that goes on forever. This is where there is no up or down and I can only move sideways.

This is where waking up is like falling through a stage prop wall. This is where I carry my addictions in a cardboard box as if I were moving to another location. This is finding no location and the box is empty. This is standing and not being able to move. This is drunk and crashing, falling, falling through a bottom, tumbling.

This is where a hospital wakes you up and you do not know you or where you are.

(Sotto): This is where Jim gets lost in his past and I get lost with him. This is where I ask you to help me, Vatchi. This is where he traps me in his past, Vatchi.

from "All Drinking Aside: The Destruction, Deconstruction and Reconstruction of An Alcoholic Animal," Chapter 78, (rough draft)

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Coming Soon

Teaser Alert: Something is Coming Soon

"V" = Peace Sign or Piece Sign?

Ask a Grown Up Porcupine.

You call him "A Baby Porcupine"

I call him "A Little Prick".

Repression Oppression Addiction.
The Struggle to be free.
Then, Surrender to be free.
...
Oblivious to the obvious:
The Unknown Soldier was Love
All Along.

I am not a Doormat, But if I were....

... I would carry a sense of humor with me.

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Answer: El-Ef-I-Know?

Give Peas A Chance