Sunday, February 28, 2010

Six Degrees of Separation


Don't you just love Kevin Bacon?

I Relish Great Photography

Relish? Who Stole the Relish?

Friday, February 26, 2010

Bing! Ping! Ding!


Getting there is half the fun.
The other half is getting it.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

The Surging General Recommends...


...one cigarette after each orgasm, up to 20 times per day.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

"All Drinking Aside":


The Destruction, Deconstruction and Reconstruction of an Alcoholic Animal.
Periodic Snippets from my Rough Draft will be appearing here shortly.
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Monday, February 22, 2010

Deeley Boppers


They are sold separately for a reason:
Deeley Boppers for the head,
Dopamine Molecules for the neck.
Warning: Do not wear both at the same time.
I'm warning you.
Damn it! Don't you ever listen!

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Monkey Sea, Monkey Dew


Monkey Sea, Monkey Dew.
Three Blogs a Day,
Cuz I don't like two.
A lot of Dew,
A lot of Sea.
Now, aren't you glad
that you ain't me?

Liar, Liar, House on Fire


"One Blog at a Time"? My ass. Two a day. One a day. Who cares?
Two a day. Two a day, maximum.
Fire, Fire, that is my desire.
Honest.

One Blog at a Time


This patient (me) has patience, so long as he remembers that time takes time, and vice-versa.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Welcome to My World

Hi. This is the new forum for my mind and its contents. Let me tell you a joke, talk about town, rant about my job, update you on the weather or give you the latest hot tips on living life.